shoulda been a lesbo

I LOVE THIS SONG AND VIDEO ITS SO AWESOME AND MAKES ME LAUGH SOOOOOO MUCH xD



I am not a lesbian, But I should be one.

I have noticed that I am often compelled to tell a woman just how beautiful she looks.
I always think to myself man she is soooo pretty! I really just wanna tell her but what if she thinks I am weird THAT way.
I often feel like saying umm don't take this the wrong way but you are gorgeous don't worry I have a man I love very much I just had to tell you that you are very beautiful.

I have an asian fetish it doesn't stop with the males though , I always want to compliment asian women because to me they are beautiful. Asian women to me are devine beauties, beautiful black straight hair * might posses a minor hair fetish* beautiful eyes gorgeous complexions and most have well shaped bodies they have the figure I would love to have myself. I love my hair color most the time but asians have amazing hair, I would love to have smaller tatas no offense but majority of asians are light chested, I hate being heavy chested most the time.
I am not a asian wanna be but I do sometimes wish I was asian just because I think the women are works of art.

the other night coming back home there was these two asian girls sitting a few seats away, the one girl had such a bright beautiful smile I really had the urge to go up to her and say no homo but you are so beautiful. I am sure that would have really made her uncomfortable and her friend would laugh at her I am sure but she was just awe-inspiring when she smiled. I had spent the whole day working with people at the canada day carnival and no one had such an appealing beautiful open kind smile like she did.

That put aside I am not a lesbian thank god I just can't help admiring beauty , I maybe a little on the weird side but I just can't help wantign to compliment women on their beaauty after all most times women dress for other women anyways.